Tuesday, September 18, 2012

100 Kisses

Managing to survive these tough economic times!

A Punjabi lawyer working abroad wrote to his wife...

DEAR Sunita Darling,

I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crises has affected my company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.
Your loving husband,

JITA SINGH

His wife replied...

TINKU KE PAPPA ,

Thanks for the 100 kisses,
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand..
5. Miscellanoeous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...Shall I plan the same for the next month?

Please Advise!

1 comment:

  1. Damn..

    A good reminder to all who love his wife dearly not to send just kisses.. Hehehe

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